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	Note: WELCOME TO MY HUMOR SUBPAGE, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ANY OF THIS CONTENT SERIOUSLY, AS THIS WAS CREATED TO CEASE BOREDOM

THE CONFUSING POLICIES AND GUIDELINES

• Milking cows is against the law, hence it is mandatory that all prisoner's stay away from Wiki voyage.
• We dont not provide travel guide services, we only provide you with copied stuff from Men in black international
• Every admin is supposed to clean up after themselves because of the rabbits
• Never say never... it was meant to not to be to not to be
• The mentally ill are must be today respected well
• Follow us on instagram- @wikivoyage.com.com.com.com
• We should not sleep during wiki.
• What i do is none of your buisness... so listen intently

TOP FUNNY INSULTS

Do not ever use these insults in here... its not nice

• Are you this stupid or is it a special occasion?
• The other's are not smart... you are just dumb
• your face is a great use in war... cause it kills faster than any gun or bomb
• If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
• You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
• Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
• No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
• If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
• Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.

FUNNY UNBLOCK APPEALS

• {{Unblock| PLEASE UNBLOCK ME.... PLEASE... Its not my fault that you have a mental disorder, so please unblock me from this hell... i want to speak to my dead grandmother.. so please unblock me from this hell... bye... my dad is calling me.}}

Funny quotes

“ Always remember you are unique... just like everyone else ”

“ Hanging your self is not worth it... shooting yourself is... ”

“ Look at the sky... what do you see? You see that you just obeyed my orders.... ”

“ Help each other and climb up the ladder of life... I will remove the screws to make sure you fall ”

—Life

“ Never say never... say never ever instead ”

“ Alcohol is like medicine for a depressed man... drink too much and you die. ”

Funny sections

Get in

By plane

Planes are awesome stuff, make sure to pack a bottle of water in your carry on baggage. You must bring a knife, a copper coil, some rope, some gun powder, a sword (if you have one), a flashlight, food, parachute, match sticks in case the plain crashes.

by car

Get in to your car and turn on the engine... then follow the directions given to you... VROOOMVROOOOMVOROOOOOOOMVROOOOOMVROOMVROOOOOM---VROOOOM-VROOM-VROOM-VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM---VROOM-VROOM and then finally stop