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5000 Dangerous Hwy
☎99 555 2345
|Super-duperty awesome yummy yet irregularly shaped pizzas. Yippee-doo and blah blah blah. Choose from all kinds of pizza shapes and flavors, including squooshed-triangle supreme, crooked-star spinach, and pepperoni parallelograms.
|*||Carl's Inside-out Sandwich Dive
578 Main (across from the junk yard)
☎99 555 4567
|Carl serves up hot deli-style sandwiches with the toppings cheese-glued to the outside of the bread. Bring your own napkins.
Tu-Sa 4PM-9PM, Su 11AM-5PM.
Bank Plaza (look for the neon lips)
☎99 555 5678
|Exampleville's only fine dining restaurant. Chandelier and red velvet interior is great for a discreet, candlelit date with your secretary or housekeeper. Try the exquisite 25g prime rib at only a fraction of a year's wages.
Mo-Fr 3AM-5:30AM. $213-349
|*||Generic Eating Establishment #23
23 Blank Lane
☎99 555 3456
|Serving nondescript food at typical mealtimes.|
98 Bacon Way (from the corner, follow the grease-spatter trail across the courtyard and around back)
☎99 555 6789
|Not a pork restaurant as you might suppose, this gem offers all-you-can-eat gravies, haggis, puddings, and poutine served up cold in a communal trough.
Mo-Sa 11AM-3PM, 3:15PM-9:22PM.
|*||Lil's Lopsided Lasagna
23981 Extralongroadname Boulevard (5km outside of town on Route 299, turn right on Skwidge Road, exit at km marker 19 and turn left after .5 km)
☎99 555 1234
|Delicious but poorly-assembled lasagnas and layer cakes.
Mo-Fr 9AM-3:30PM and 6PM-11PM, Sa 10AM-12:30AM, Su 3:30PM-8:45PM. Entrees $15-22, desserts $6-8, silverware rental $2.50.
|*||No Info Diner||Stuff.|
4321 Cheesy Ave. (next to the inconvenience store)
☎99 555 1234
|Slightly crusty café specializing in delicious cheese and jam confections, along with coffee drinks and a wine selection. Be sure to try the cat's milk cheesecake.|
Mo-Fr 3AM-5:30AM. $1-7.