Wikivoyage:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/MY HOUSE
MY HOUSE is a city in MY TOWN.
Understand
[edit]THIS IS MY HOUSE.
Get in
[edit]DAILY TRAIN SERVICE FROM CAPITAL CITY .
BUS TO AND FROM LOCAL TOWNS AND CITES .
By plane
[edit]NEAREST AIRPORT IS CITY AIRPORT .
Get around
[edit]ON FOOT.
THERE ARE PLANS TO BUILD A METRO AROUND MY HOUSE WITH THE FIRST 2 LINES DUE TO BE COMPLETED IN MARCH 1543.
See
[edit]THE MAGNIFICANT POSTERS ON THE WALL IN MUSEUM OF MODERN POSTERS.
MANY INTRESTING DOCUMENTRIES AND DRAMA SHOWS ARE SCREENED DAILY.
Do
[edit]NOTHING TO SEE OR DO!!!!!
Learn
[edit]MAKE USE OF THE EXTENSIVE LIBRARY AND READING COLLECTING
TAKE PART IN A POLITICS OR LANGUAGE COURSE
Work
[edit]MANY SERVANTS POISITONS AVAILVBLE IF WANTED
Buy
[edit]MANY VINTAGE ITEMS FOR SALE
MANY MEALS AVAILABLE AND GOOD PRICE TO FOR THE BUDGET CONCCIUSSOUS !!
Eat
[edit]LOTS OF FOOD AVAILABLE AND FROM AROUND THE WORLD TOO!!
ALL IN ONCE PLACE !! BARGAIN!!!
Drink
[edit]BEER IS GOOD
FOR LARGER FAN THE CHOICE MAY BE LIMITED HOWEVER
MUCH REAL ALE AND GUINESS IS OFTEN ON OFFER
Sleep
[edit]YOUR NOT SLEEPING IN MY BED !!!!!!!!!
Contact
[edit]WHEN YOU COME YOU MUST THROW AWAY YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY.
Stay safe
[edit]YOU CAN'T STAY SAFE HERE!!!!!!
Cope
[edit]I CANT COPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get out
[edit]GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!