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Poopville is in Georgia.
Understand
[edit]Poopville is often described as a poopy town. It was established in 1876.
Note: It smells because of the poop. Ignore it. | |
Get in
[edit]It's a 30-minute trip by car from Atlanta. You can also get there by boat.
Get around
[edit]You can rent a poop-fueled car at Joe's Poopcars at 38 Constipation Street. You can also buy rollerskates.
See
[edit]- The Poop House is the town hall. It is on the corner of Diarrhea Street and Rectum Avenue.
- John's Poop is a giant statue of a piece of poop. The real poop is in the Poopville Mall at the intersection of Colon Street and Flatulence Avenue.
Do
[edit]- The Poop Theater is a giant theater at 647 Main Avenue.
- Poopaoke is an annual karaoke event held at Poop Park.
Buy
[edit]- Poopenirs are available at Joe's Travels at the intersection of Main Street and Main Avenue.
Eat
[edit]- Sitting Bull Steakhouse is a steakhouse at 333 Anus Avenue.
- There is a McDonald's at the corner of Main Street and Flatulence Avenue.
Drink
[edit]- Barbarian Bar is a bar at 16 Rectum Avenue.
- I Gotta Believe is a Parappistani non-alcoholic drink shop chain with a drinking place on the second floor.
WARNING: Do not attempt to speak Poolandish, or you will be launched into the Atlantic Ocean. | |
Sleep
[edit]- Poopy Pootel is a motel at the corner of Constipation Street and Appendix Avenue.
- Ohcraphotel is an budget hotel at 7 Appendix Avenue.
WARNING: However, you can only check out between 12:00 and 12:10, it costs $400 a night, and you can only leave the building by window. Each room has a trapdoor by the window, and the pool is treated with cyanides. | |
Connect
[edit]- The Phonehouse is a place for calling home at the corner of Diarrhea Street and Appendix Avenue. Any attempt to contact a person in Atlanta will be unsuccessful.