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Poopville is in Georgia.

Understand

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Poopville is often described as a poopy town. It was established in 1876.

Caution Note: It smells because of the poop. Ignore it.

Get in

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It's a 30-minute trip by car from Atlanta. You can also get there by boat.

Get around

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You can rent a poop-fueled car at Joe's Poopcars at 38 Constipation Street. You can also buy rollerskates.

See

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  • The Poop House is the town hall. It is on the corner of Diarrhea Street and Rectum Avenue.
  • John's Poop is a giant statue of a piece of poop. The real poop is in the Poopville Mall at the intersection of Colon Street and Flatulence Avenue.

Do

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  • The Poop Theater is a giant theater at 647 Main Avenue.
  • Poopaoke is an annual karaoke event held at Poop Park.

Buy

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  • Poopenirs are available at Joe's Travels at the intersection of Main Street and Main Avenue.

Eat

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  • Sitting Bull Steakhouse is a steakhouse at 333 Anus Avenue.
  • There is a McDonald's at the corner of Main Street and Flatulence Avenue.

Drink

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  • Barbarian Bar is a bar at 16 Rectum Avenue.
  • I Gotta Believe is a Parappistani non-alcoholic drink shop chain with a drinking place on the second floor.
Travel Warning WARNING: Do not attempt to speak Poolandish, or you will be launched into the Atlantic Ocean.

Sleep

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  • Poopy Pootel is a motel at the corner of Constipation Street and Appendix Avenue.
  • Ohcraphotel is an budget hotel at 7 Appendix Avenue.
Travel Warning WARNING: However, you can only check out between 12:00 and 12:10, it costs $400 a night, and you can only leave the building by window. Each room has a trapdoor by the window, and the pool is treated with cyanides.

Connect

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  • The Phonehouse is a place for calling home at the corner of Diarrhea Street and Appendix Avenue. Any attempt to contact a person in Atlanta will be unsuccessful.

Go next

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Shitterton, Dorset, England
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