Wikivoyage talk:Joke articles/Jurassic Park

Does Ryanair fly here?

Jeff Goldblum

Gratuitous mentions of Jeff Goldblum are always funny in my book. Surely we can work him in here somewhere. (WT-en) Texugo 00:43, 24 March 2009 (EDT)

Too touristy

I remember coming here in 1993, back then it was way off the beaten track. Now, its become too reliant on the tourist industry. The raptors have become taxi drivers, and the T-Rex just touts shoddy hotels next to the docks. Worst of all are the triceratops who have had to resort to prostitution just to earn a few measly bucks from Japanese businessmen. I say we leave the dinosaurs alone so that they can go back to being bloodthirsty monsters again.

You're talking about Pattaya here, right? I'm not entirely sure how triceratops prostitution works, but triple penetration sounds kinda painful. (WT-en) Jpatokal 10:05, 1 April 2009 (EDT)

What's worse is that the raptors aren't even good taxi drivers! And they're such scam artists, they'll take every last cent. Especially the big one. That one... when she looks at you, you can tell she's working things out. (WT-en) PerryPlanet ^Talk 12:16, 1 April 2009 (EDT)

Yawn

Seriously, is this the best Wiki could come up with April Fools???? (78.149.204.64 13:24, 1 April 2009 (EDT))

We're geeks, and don't have the manpower of wikipedia - what have you? --(WT-en) Stefan (sertmann) ^Talk 13:29, 1 April 2009 (EDT)