User:Kong of Lasers
| Hometown | Boston |
| Residence | San Diego |
| Other homes | Seriously? |
| Have visited | New York City, Shanghai, London, Chengdu, Concord, Beijing, Los Angeles, Rhode Island, Philadelphia, Paris, Maine, Washington D.C., San Francisco, Monterey Bay, Orlando |
| Wishlist | Ottawa, Sydney, Auckland, Montreal, Cancun |
I am King Kong and I live on Skull Island. Nope, just kidding.
My name is A Secret and I live in California. I moved here from Boston, Massachusetts. I am proud to be a Californian, even though I'm not one.
Just to get this over with[edit]
I'm blocked on the English Wikipedia for no reason except that I'm living close to a Sockpuppeteer, so it isn't really my fault. In fact, admins blocked every user editing in a forty meter radius, so I couldn't escape. Just don't mind that. I have no intentions to vandalize Wikivoyage at all and I am not a sockpuppet. I am active on Wikimedia Commons so the admins there must have some sense. I rarely edit on the Chinese Wikipedia, Wiktionary, Wikispecies, Spanish Wikipedia, Meta-Wiki, and probably here too.
I will no longer be active starting today